Update

This week we are all pleasantly welcomed with the sight of DOH inspectors as well as the sounds of really pissy managers. Whatever.

The good news: When someone decided to smoke a joint with an oxygen cannula in their nose we learned (pre-inspection) that none of our fire alarms work. That's right: Zero. And half the code bells don't work either but we're used to that.

The bad news: He didn't get to smoke his joint...something about burning and fire and singed hair. I don't know.

What have I been doing? I've been taking test after test and am almost done my next degree. I've also been taking the time to travel with my coworkers, friends, and family. I live central to some of the most interesting places in this country yet never take the time to visit.

So that my friends, leaves me with one final tip for the day: Don't smoke pot with oxygen tubing in your nose.